The Daily SCHMACKOS®

New SCHMACKOS® Treats Hit Stores

To the delight of dogs and owners alike, new SCHMACKOS® CHOMP 'N' CHEW® treats have hit the stores. Made from long-lasting natural rawhide with a delicious meaty centre, CHOMP 'N' CHEW treats have been flying off the shelf at Schupermarket and other retailers...

STINKER! Local Dog Refuses to Bathe

According to his distraught owner, local Jack Russell Roger has flatly refused to bathe for two years. His exasperated master, Dorothy, has admitted to THE DAILY SCHMACKOS that without the promise of a tasty SCHMACKOS treat, the charismatic Roger avoids water like the plague. "But if I mention the 's' word, it's on for young and old...". Roger was unavailable for comment.

Jail Break

Gang of dogs digs its way out of maximum-security pound. Escapees are at-large and believed to be hungry. Or at the very least peckish.

Join in the Fun at the Fun Park

The SCHMACKOVILLE™ Fun Park offers visitors free downloads of screensavers, wallpapers and even ring tones for their mobiles. People can also have their photo taken with local SCHMACKOVILLE identity, Roger the Jack Russell. What are you waiting for?